*bright flash of light* Me: Simon I'm from the future whatever you do don't put that crown on. If you love Betty you'll throw that crown in a volcano or in a bottomless ditch. Oh and if you see a little girl with grey skin ADOPT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bright flash of light and Simon has a shocked face on*
As lovely as it is, and as smashing as you would look in it, I must beseech you, sir: do NOT, under any circumstances, attempt to wear this beautiful crown!!
I regret to inform you that such artifacts have been labeled as highly dangerous objects of dubious and ominous nature, and that the accessorizing with such objects can be seen as a breech of personal safety on your part!
That being said, those spectacles and bow tie make for an excellent ensemble! I strongly advice you to keep up the good work with your scholarly attire, and to refrain from anything too rash and garish.
Besides, the gold from the crown would inevitably clash with the metal in your beautiful glasses.
Please do not hesitate to notify us of present and future wardrobe plans.
Sincerely fashionably, Proffessor M. Marmalade, Chairwoman The Elite International Antiquarian Society T.E.I.A.S. For the fashion-forward professor, spectacle-wearer, and crown-admirer.
...Crap! The International Antiquarian Society is here?!
Ah erm, I'm very sorry if I got an almost attempt to wear the crown... As you can see, madame... My fiance wants to wear it for me just for the laughter... But from now on, I'll take cautions for it...
...And I also like to thank you for warning me about these artifacts that seems to be hazardous...